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Jun. 21st, 2010

Private to Eliza

Eliza?

I think you know this already, but I really fancy you. I know I said it a million times but I'm sorry for all the stuff I said the other day. I pretty much meant the opposite of everything I said.

And...I don't think I've ever fancied a bird like I fancy you. You're pretty, smart, talented...everything. So it'd make me really happy if you'd agree to be my girl.

Please?

Jun. 18th, 2010

Private to Eliza
We need to talk. Can you meet me outside the Charms classroom after our lesson today? I'd really like to explain myself.
End Private

Private to Grant

Cheers for trying to sort everything out, mate.
End Private

Jun. 15th, 2010

I am a pathetic, vile, awkward idiot who will never, ever get laid.

Eliza is the most stupid, airheaded girl I've ever had the misfortune to meet.

Grant is the worst friend ever and I don't even know why the hell I keep him around.

Every girl in this place is either a whore who spreads easier than jam or ugly enough to make an ogre look like a Playwitch model.

Fuck.

Private to Grant
Something seriously wrong is happening to me!
End Private

Jun. 10th, 2010

Private to Self
I've never felt like this before. It's weird! I'd like to think I have a good understanding of the female species, but Eliza is too amazing. She's so shy and cute! Totally hot too, in an attractive bookish way. She's waaaaaay smart as well.  Totally out of in my league. I'm just figuring out how to do this! Who am I kidding? She's too good for me.

I found her sketchbook. I wasn't going to look through it but it was just sat there after she left and I couldn't stop myself! She's really good. Like, majorly talented. Not just that, but as I was flicking through I found a sketch of me. Yes, me. It looked exactly like me! I should return it after I've stared at myself some more.

I don't know what that means. Better ask Junior.
End Private

Private to Grant
Oi. What does it mean when a bird draws pictures of you? Like, really good pictures. Eliza left her sketchbook
End Private

Private to Eliza
You left your sketchbook behind after you left yesterday.
End Private

May. 24th, 2010

The best part about this ball is that it's on my birthday. It's like a personal present from the faculty with love. I always new Minnie had a sweet spot for me.

I've got my costume all set. Muggles know him as a womanizer and Wizards know him as an abuser of love potions but regardless of who you are, you know Casanova was/is the shit.

Now, which lucky lady wants to accompany me to the ball? Limited time offer, first come, first serve.

May. 21st, 2010

Owwwwwwwwww.

Just a little tip, lords and ladies of the pranks...

Upside down writing? Funny! Singing all day? Awesome and funny! Green hair? Unfortunate, but I can see how that'd be funny. Little clay dudes? Irritating, but funny! Snow in the Great Hall? Awesome! Glued-down shoes? Funny! Food fights? Messy, awesome, and funny!

Firecrackers in the loo?

Not. Funny.

May. 19th, 2010

This singing thing is what I call a prank. Ladies, any of you who would like to be serenaded, come have a conversation with me. You'll fall in love with me all over again thanks to my sexy singing voice.

May. 10th, 2010

Hi everyone, Izzy again! I love you lot so much I've already picked up a second character!

This time, it's a 6th year Gryffindor boy by the name of Cruz Wagtail (bitches). Cruz likes very little more than hitting on everything female that crosses his path, in a horribly cheesy manner. He's used to rejection but that won't ever stop him trying. He does have a bit of street cred in that his father is the lead singer of the Weird Sisters--who are on their upteenth farewell tour. Oh, and some of the boys of Hogwarts might be familiar with his mum, a Playwitch centerfold. Cruz plays guitar, sings, and flirts, and that's pretty much it!

If you want to know more about Cruz, check out his character sheet! Once again, I'm on AIM @ lockmatizzy should you want to plot!

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